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Screw Will Smith and his lame apology

Before we even address Smith’s queer apology, we must discuss the intricacies of his crime.

Chris Rock was brutally smitten by a crazed Will Smith in one of 2022’s most cringiest moments, on live TV at the Oscars. Jada Pinkett, Smith’s manly wife was mildly ridiculed by Rock for the bizarre hairstyle she was sporting, she unsuccessfully fashioned a baldie and seriously missed the boat.

When Chris compared Pinkett to G.I. Jane, laughter ensued, and Will Smith was definitely caught up in it all. Pinkett wasn’t amused, she immediately lasered a hole into Smith with an epic stink eye. The subordinate hubby then hastily shuffled up to the petite-framed host and proceeded to bitch-slap his ass.

The 6-foot 2 aggressor had no business, manhandling someone so far under his weight class and of obvious feminine stature. Rumblings rapidly emanated from the onlooking crowd of pedophiles and rapists. “Would Smith have so-brazenly attacked someone his own size?”

Fast-forward to this week, Smith finally issues an apology after realizing his unhinged behavior would not age well. His attempt at reconciliation was stiff and non-convincing, obviously made out of a last-ditch effort at self-preservation.

Shakira

Shakira the person or persona is definitely not my cup of tea, aesthetically though, she’s an authentic fox, I mean she’s a real sexpot. I realize that this assessment is purely subjective, I’m not trying to convince anyone of her appeal, there’s just something about her.

Now that is out of the way, let’s get to it.

Shakira, whose full name is Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll, is charged with failing to pay the Spanish government 14.5 million euros ($15 million) in taxes between 2012 and 2014. The prosecutors said they would also seek a fine of 24 million euros ($24 million).

MADRID (AP) — Prosecutors in Spain said Friday they would ask a court to sentence Colombian pop star Shakira to eight years and two months in prison, if she is convicted in her expected trial for alleged tax fraud. – Yahoo News

I couldn’t care less if lovely Ms. Ripoll rots behind bars for eight years, pimped-out by a neanderthal named Rosalita Hector Agavo, or not. I was simply drawn to this story by the sexy pics and the overwhelming evidence of Western decline that this tale exemplifies.

Eight years? For stiffing the largest criminal organization on the planet, a Western government. This really puts things in perspective, acts of terror, illegals rape parties, murder? All small potatoes to the consequence for fucking with “the man’s” money.